10 Reasons Why Global Warming Is A Good Thing

by Scam on July 8, 2008

in Humor

A large proportion of the world’s population are worried about the consequences of global warming.

Here’s 10 reasons why you shouldn’t be so concerned -

You will save money on clothes – one thong is all you’ll need
No more racism – in a few years we’ll all be black
No need to pay for holidays – the sun will come to you, wherever you are
Play golf? You’ll only need to buy a putter and a sand wedge now
No need to buy tattoos – skin cancer is free
Forget the price of oil – solar power is free too
Easy garden maintenance – you won’t have a garden
No more cooking – just hang your food out your window for a few seconds
Investment opportunities – get in quick before water hits $200 per barrel
Instant barbecues – just step outside without sunblock

Disclaimer :

Global warming doesn’t really exist.

Sssshhh.

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{ 16 comments }

1 gijoe March 19, 2009 at 10:33 am

rasist baty

2 Scam March 19, 2009 at 12:08 pm: huh?

3 me March 5, 2009 at 2:30 pm

that was dumb

4 Scam March 6, 2009 at 9:18 am: Thanks!

5 jatham February 16, 2009 at 8:31 pm

It’s not like we’d run out of places to live. Many people could just move to Antarctica. It’s a pretty freakin’ huge continent if people are forgetting.

6 Scam February 17, 2009 at 12:10 am: You’re right jatham, it’s massive.

Interestingly, Antarctica is also rumoured to be a possible location for the mythical Atlantis if you believe in such things – I wonder if a bit of thawing might show that the continent was previously inhabited by humans?

7 Peter August 13, 2008 at 1:37 am

It’s amazing how the worlds politicians and scientists have managed to create such a fervour about a natural occurence. in the middle ages the temperature was warmer and thats despite there being no industry to pump out fumes.

So why does anyone believe this so called threat is real?

8 Scam August 13, 2008 at 8:50 am: It’s because the media has a powerful effect on the weak-minded Peter.

Some people will blindly believe what they are told because they have been programmed not to challenge certain sources of information.

9 Caroline August 4, 2008 at 8:42 am

I cannot possibly agree that global warming does not exist because their is too much evidence to say that it does. That aside some of these reasons did make me chuckle.