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10 Ways Women Scam Men

Sun, Jun 22, 2008

Humor

In some respects, women are far worse than any other socio-economic group where it comes to scamming others.

Especially men.

To prove the point, here are 10 ways (I’m sure you can think of hundreds) in which women deliberately scam men every day -

  • Lipstick (you know those lips ain’t kissable without it)
  • Under-wired bras (that’s just SOOO not fair)
  • Dieting (you know full well that you’re gonna stop as soon as that ring is on your finger)
  • Moaning and groaning during sex (it flatters our egos but we can see straight through it)
  • Saying you love us (Admit it, you just love our money)
  • Marriage (it’s a great deal if you can trap us)
  • Divorce (you can divorce us for nothing and still take all that we have)
  • Custody (just being female means you get our kids too)
  • Child support (you stop us seeing the kids and then make us pay for it too)

Do women actually have any redeeming qualities or are us men better off getting a robot lover???

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11 Comments »

Comment by Scam
2008-06-23 08:34:15

Ahem, oops.. that’s only 9 ways.

I’m sure you can come up with a few more though…

 
Comment by Akesh
2008-06-23 20:50:57

Ok here is a #10 for you. A girl makes friends with a man but lets him think it might be more so that he does things for her.

Comment by Scam
2008-06-24 09:23:28

Ha ha, good one Akesh.

I have a few friends who do everything a girl asks because they hope friendship may develop into something more. They just can’t see that acting like that ensures that it never happens.

 
 
Comment by Shay Subscribed to comments via email
2008-06-24 18:19:23

I knew it was you who sent that email, you naughty boy!! ;)

Comment by Scam
2008-06-25 00:26:50

You weren’t as quick to realise as Aruna - http://www.scamtypes.com/aruna-jon-shay.html - :P

 
Comment by Scam
2008-06-25 00:27:37

I wonder what Mr Shepherd made of it?? :D

 
 
Comment by Shay Subscribed to comments via email
2008-06-24 18:20:44

Yep, women are evil. :D

Comment by Scam
2008-06-25 00:28:26

For once I agree with you.

Totally.

:)

 
 
Comment by Patrick
2008-08-09 02:21:52

The only redeeming qualities women have are cooking and keeping house. Beyond that they are just parasites in my opinion.

Comment by Scam
2008-08-09 09:35:16

Oooh that’s harsh Patrick.

Quite possibly true though :D

 
 
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