Sex, Lies And Multi Level Marketing

by Scam on June 19, 2008

in Humor

Ok, so you’ve had the sex.

Now for the lies and multi level marketing..

  • Network marketers get laid like rock stars
  • Regular networking will allow you to grow a bigger downline (that’s an innuendo folks)
  • Blondes prefer multi level marketers
  • Alpha males recruit their families
  • Sharing opportunities is a trait of a REAL man
  • Pyramids make women go weak at the knees
  • A good woman will only marry a man with a huge… inventory
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    { 6 comments }

    1 Peter August 21, 2008 at 1:58 am

    Every time I meet a new woman my downline keeps growing as if it has a life of it’s own.

    2 Scam August 21, 2008 at 11:51 am

    Careful Peter, you’re beginning to sound like Col!

    3 Peter August 8, 2008 at 2:32 am

    “Alpha males recruit their families”.

    Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!

    4 Scam August 8, 2008 at 2:42 am

    Hehehe :D

    5 Mike Murray June 19, 2008 at 2:01 am

    I must be in the wrong mlm – my wife is a brunette.

    6 Scam June 19, 2008 at 8:56 am

    ha ha! :D

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