I got nailed by this scam last weekend and it still hurts.
GRATUITOUS SEX
Seemingly coming from nowhere, the mysterious lady will approach you, pretending to be your ‘loving wife’, complete with gratuitous sex and your favourite snack.
She will then effortlessly guide the conversation in order to subtly ask if you have a balance on your credit card.
This is where you MUST answer, ‘Yes, it’s completely maxed out dear’, otherwise she will cleverly slip it from your wallet whilst pretending to enjoy fondling your coconuts.
‘IT WAS IN THE SALE’
Later that day, while you rest comfortably on the couch remote in hand, your card will be used to purchase half a dozen ridiculously overpriced ’sale’ items.
This scam is so diabolical that even when you receive a token gift yourself, purchased with your card of course, you will still feel thoroughly used.
At this point the strange woman, posing as your ‘loving wife‘ will then revert back to the far more familiar ‘moody hag’ and will disappear to wherever it she goes when she doesn’t want something.
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i have a blog site for anyone who,s interrested.my son,s so called wife of one year into marrage took him for everything and i mean everything! she,s from tridad, my son is an american. he work,s over seas 28 days of the month, while he was over seas, she and her male partner took every thing out the house, i mean they had every thing in the house shipped to trinada, she put the pets into a vacant house, even took all the food, then cleaned out his bank account of $25.000 and left the country. when he got home thats how he found the house empty! there,s a blog of her and what she did at FARZIAABDUL.COM READ AND MAKE YOUR COMMENT, THERE,S EVEN A PICTURE OF HER.
Linda,
Are you kidding?
I’ve been to look for that site ie farziaabdul.com & its non existent.
I’d really love to see this one.
i am her son and i have to tell you its the truth. the website is real and it is http://farziaabdul.com//
if you still can’t get it, just google it by farzia abdul, you will see her and the story of my faults and hers.
Sometimes people only know one side of the story. Once a liar always a liar. And one never knows who is lying.
You’re not wrong!
you know i use to beleive that as well until you have to be in that situation yourself. when i made my website i told thw whole thing from both sides instead from my side.
i have nothing to hide or lie about, check it out
http://farziaabdul.com//
i try to say that my gonna be wife wants us to chat anlone on that chatroom talk like that we are husband and wife and did you know that all girls are jelouse types that all of them is like mad when a guy talks to a friend and to a girl just to be nice to them and my brother wife she is to bossy to him that she doesnt like him play video games all of the times and she doesnt let him go to the movies of sometimes and she is to jelouse of him to hang out with me the most of times and she wants him to get a job when there is not that much jobs out she wants him to do that for her to get her pappers becuse she is a mexican came from mexico so is this a scam what she is doing
my wife is not really my wife yet and she is not here yet she wants me to pretend that we are wife and husband
I’m not too sure what you are trying to say here jessy??
Strangely enough my wife only wants to fondle my coconuts when she has spotted something in the sale too.
my wife is not my wife yet and not even here with me wants me to pretend that we are wife and husband on the chatroom
Another really funny post. How do I keep missing these gems when they first come out?
Perhaps you should subscribe to my RSS feed
Well that’s good, at least he’s getting his money’s worth!
David’s quite happy for you to be less than pro-MK in your comments btw.
Thanks for loving my site though
HA! However long it takes to get the job done!
I have posted on Dave’s blog. Not much. Don’t agree with the whole MK thing and most posters over there are very pro MK, so I don’t say much.
Love this site, though!
I think so. And with 2 kids in the house the only way either of us gets any action is to “scam” each other. Otherwise, who has the time or energy!
I asked loving husband to replace our carpet with wood flooring and his immediate response was “Only if I can take it in trade” which translates into “how long will you play with my coconuts!”
I’ve never had this problem – if i want some ‘action’ I just phone Scametta and tell her to come over.. she’s normally here within 10 minutes
Of course now that you have left me with a question, I need to know the answer…
… just how long did you play with his coconuts for?
P.S.
Do I know you by another name on David’s MK blog?
I am a loving wife and I have done this many times. If my loving husband knows what I am up to, he is smart enough to enjoy the benefits without comment.
Of course, he scams me right back. For some reason, if I don’t pretend to enjoy fondling his coconuts he can’t seem to muster the energy to fix the dishwasher, the vacuum cleaner, the car, etc.
Ah, the joys of matrimoney, er, matrimony.
ha ha – brilliant.
I guess if you are both ’scamming’ each other then it leads to a balanced relationship, which is probably quite healthy.
My wife is a real Jekyll and Hyde type character, loving me when she wants money and ignoring me when she is spending it.
Don’t worry Stuart, it’s a flaw built into all women
Very clever, I like this one very much as it so reminds me of my wife.
I have a feeling that I’m gonna get a lot of comments like yours!
That is very funny and so true of all wives.
I don’t know about that… the wife I had never actually qualified as ‘loving’, even when she wanted something
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