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WARNING : New Interactive Virus Discovered

Thu, Jul 10, 2008

Humor

Today I received an email containing a new type of virus.

Going by the name of angola-marburg.help, it can render a computer system useless in just minutes.

What is especially noteworthy about this new virus is it’s interactive element, made necessary by the lack of computer programming skills and technology in the sender’s country.

To explain things much more clearly, I have included the email that first alerted me to this new virus -

From: h4ckr@angola-marburg.com

Subject: angola-marburg.help

Dear Sir

As the good people of Angola do not have the technological means or programming experience to make a proper virus I am forced to approach you in this most unusual manner.

As a wannabe script-kiddie it is my desire to wreak havoc upon your computer system sir.

For this I trust I can rely upon your cooperation?

If you are in agreement with my proposal then I bid you proceed with deletion of all files upon your hard drive.

Before this step I forgot to mention that it is imperative that you manually forward this email to everyone on your email contact list.

Warmest regards

Your good friend h4ckr.

As I am sure you agree, this virus has the potential to trick millions of unsuspecting web users across the globe.

Don’t say you haven’t been warned!!

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11 Comments »

Comment by Markose
2008-07-10 22:11:21

Whoever sent you this sounds a bit dumb

Comment by Scam
2008-07-10 22:59:35

Try reading it again Markose ;)

 
 
Comment by Peter
2008-07-11 12:07:30

Thanks for the laugh that was funny.

Comment by Scam
2008-07-11 13:00:05

I’m glad someone understood it was a joke Peter!

 
 
Comment by Bobby Revell Subscribed to comments via email
2008-07-12 17:14:44

Ok…I formatted my hard drive, what do I do next? Am I doing everything right to fully comply?

Comment by Scam
2008-07-12 19:34:37

h4chr seems to think so :D

 
 
Comment by h4ckr
2008-07-12 17:24:48

I have been watching this thread intently and am glad to see my virus has finally tricked some hapless fool.

Bobby Revell, the man who made Eddie Van Halen’s guitars, goes down as the world’s first victim of the angola-marburg.help virus.

Now sir please to send these instructions to all of your friends via email.

You will of course need to find an alternative computer because you have wiped your hard drive.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

 
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