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When In China, It Pays To Read

Fri, Aug 1, 2008

Humor

Whilst on a business trip in China, a man wanted to buy some cheap electrical gifts for his children.

He quickly discovered what looked like a suitable shop and found a pair of iPods at a great price.

Naturally concerned that they may be cheap in more ways than one, he asked the shopkeeper what would happened if they did not work.

The shopkeeper excitedly pointed at what was the only sign in the shop that was written in English.

The sign said,

GUARANTEE NO SPOILT’.

The businessman was glad of the reassurance and duly paid for two iPods before returning to his hotel.

As soon as he reached his room he tried testing both of them.

Unfortunately, neither would even so much as switch on.

The businessman quickly returned to the shop and asked for either a refund or an exchange.

The shopkeeper laughed and refused both requests, pointing to the only sign written in English.

In broken English the shopkeeper said, ‘In case you forgot, we read from right to left in China.’

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6 Comments »

Comment by Wayne
2008-08-01 08:01:11

You could say the same in any country though - always read the small print. too many people buy impulsively and then regret not researching what they were getting into.

Comment by Scam
2008-08-01 09:01:17

You do realise this is a joke don’t you Wayne?

 
 
Comment by Col
2008-08-02 02:08:49

Thats a lame title for such a funny post man.

Comment by Scam
2008-08-02 12:15:52

Cut me some slack Col.. I was tired!!!!

Comment by Col
2008-08-02 13:13:01

No excuses buddy, we want quality titles here :D

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Comment by Scam
2008-08-02 23:15:43

Ok, ok, ok, I hear ya! :)

 
 
 
 
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