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Why Women Make The Best CIA Assassins

Wed, Jun 25, 2008

Humor

Not only are women expert scam artists but they are also, so it would appear, ideally suited to the world of assassination -

Vacancy

The CIA had an opening for an assassin.

After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists - two men and a woman.

Kill Her

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!!”

The man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.”

The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job”

Kill Her!

The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room.

All was quiet for about five minutes.

Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”

The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”

Kill Him

Finally, it was the woman’s turn.

She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.

She took the gun and went into the room.

Shots were heard, one shot after another.

They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

You’re Hired!

After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.

She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks - I had to beat him to death with the chair.”

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3 Comments »

Comment by Sue
2008-06-26 01:43:32

Yay, one for the girls!!!!

Comment by Scam
2008-06-26 14:52:21

Don’t be thinking I’ll make my site pink now!

 
 
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